And we sang with unrivaled beauty...

aaronphobia:

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human-kitten:

insideonemind:

ursinity:

“When they tried to return, they were stopped at the border by American immigration authorities who would not let them back into the country”

Well then…

“That would require us to believe Lisbeth Salander is innocent.”

My sex life (with Lisbeth?) depends on it!

“I quite deliberately dressed wild animals in tame costumes of my imagination.”

FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE.

“Beyond the transparisteel viewport myriad stars hung in space.”

Please explain to me what THAT means…

“We finished at almost the same time, just as the sky began to lighten in the east.” -World War Z

I don’t normally do these, but I just so happened to have my book next to me and found this rather hilarious.

“Use the PC with your name on it to store Mail held by a Pokemon you traded.”

… Oh okay. 

“My father had his head bent over his antipasto”

OH GOD NO

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

“What had been the study and desire of the wisest men since the creation of the world was now within my grasp.”

Oh okay.

“So it didn’t seem like such a good idea to put up a poster of a superhero - shirtless or not.”

uh

so does that mean I have sex with possibly shirtless superheros from posters in my room or??

Also, the smoke will help everyone achieve a slightly altered state without trying.

The journey to becoming a world-class organization begins with a firm and measurable commitment to excellence. Who says social work isn’t sexy?

(Source: loveclaire)